Fun with Conan the Grammarian

(Conan’s note: I had an email exchange recently with a gentleman back east. He included no salutation for reasons that will become clear soon…very soon.)

Please see under “Writings” my column originally published by The Sunspot and reprinted here.  I am Conan the Grammarian, and have been for more than 12 years. Concerned about copyright, plagiarism, re-inventing the wheel?  Click on Conan the Grammarian.

Best regards, John

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Hey, John–

I feel your pain…I’ve had the name since 1991, and I’ve since found literally dozens of Conans around the country. One is currently writing a grammar column in the Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers magazine. I got pretty uptight about it originally, but then I thought maybe we should start a Conan club. What are your thoughts?

Lisa

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I don’t have any thoughts anymore.  John

(Conan’s closing thoughts: A sense of humor would probably come in handy here. Just sayin’.)