Punctuation Inside or Outside Quotation Marks?

Articles of late have stated that punctuarians across the country are giving in to the bad British habit of putting periods and commas outside of quotation marks. But remember that we Americans declared independence not only from British rule but The Oxford Style...

What I Wish I Knew When I Was New

1. Stop trying to come up with a “new” idea. Everyone thinks that they’re going to come up with the next Sixth Sense or Harry Potter. The problem is that you spend your time thinking and not writing. Write a story you’d want to read. 2. Stop worrying...

Why, Downy? For the Love of All That’s Holy, WHY?

Dear Downy, Conan is so sad. Why did you choose to name a product with a misspelled word? You did this deliberately, didn’t you? Because the alternative is just too terrible and stupefying to contemplate. While we’re on the subject, Downy, who writes your...

Use Amazon.com and the Best-Seller List to Resolve Style Issues

At my critique group meeting the other night, we were going over some pages from a member we’ll call the Divine Miss M. She’s writing an urban fantasy about a straight-up avenging angel, and it is going to be amazing. But as I was critiquing the pages, I...

Spelling Therapy

At least the sign painter didn’t add an apostrophe to “walk-ins.”

Lips Makin’

So let me get this straight…lips are makin’ the grub? Those are some talented lips!